the losers as obscure the office quotes

Bill: i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do.

Ben: i am not to be truffled with.

Mike: are you trying to hurt my feelings? because you are succeeding. fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

Eddie: i have plenty of female friends. my mom, bill’s mom, my aunt, although she just blocked me on IM.

Stan: *to Richie* you want to hear a lie? i think you’re great. you’re my best friend.

Richie: my perfect valentine’s day? i’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations i made over 6 months ago.

Beverly: i have flaws. what are they? i sing in the shower, sometimes i spend too much time volunteering, occasionally i’ll hit somebody with my car.